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Chester 03-19-2009 12:22 AM

In pharmacology all drugs have two names
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Panadol also has a generic name ofParacetamol. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Nurofen is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky Boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

cpttango30 03-19-2009 12:27 AM

I don't know which is funnier your avatar or your post.

AsmelEduardo 03-19-2009 12:34 AM


The generic name of the Viagra is Sildenafil.... and was a high blood pressure pill, like many drugs was accidentaly discovered of having that "collateral efect"...:D

WDB 03-19-2009 12:35 AM

That was truly "Up lifting" thanks for the chuckle.

chopkick 03-19-2009 12:39 AM

+2 chester. The whole post from avitar to article is freakin' classic.

chopkick 03-19-2009 12:43 AM

+2 chester. The whole post from avatar to article is freakin' classic.

Chester 03-19-2009 01:25 AM

Thanks Guys, We all need a laugh sometimes.

dragunovsks 03-19-2009 01:34 AM

That was great, my wife even liked that one.:)

I thought the thought of the day was good too.:D

hunter Joe 03-19-2009 02:23 AM

Yeah, I got to take half of one of those Viagra every morning so I don't pee on my shoes. It hard to get old.

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