A couple of years ago I was cleaning up after an event up in SF (yes, one of those
events) and there was this slut standing outside a bar wearing a see-through piece of cloth and a few straps. Her cooter and tits were clearly visible, not even covered. I hear her say "What the fuk are you lookin' at A-hole!?" and I turned to see what was going on. She looks me in the eye (which was where my eyes were on her) and says "What the fuk was he
I deadpanned "He was looking at your puzzy. That happens when you go out dressed like that."
To which she responded "Fuk you too!"
And I replied: "No thanks ma'am, but I figure he was thinking that about you as well!"
At that moment an old man, buck naked except for a bush hat (ironically I imagine) walked by and looks at the two of us and I said "Nice hat."
Then went back to talking to my crew.