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Old 03-26-2011, 05:58 AM   #561
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Oh, Pengie!! It is so good to hear from you and to see you again. Make sure Dog feeds you good and don't forget to take your bubble baths regularly. Brush your beak before going to bed. Wear eyes and ears when going shooting. Stay warm in your sleeping bag. Wear your seat belt. Oh, yeah, and have fun, too.

I don't know why you were assigned to be at Dog's. Maybe some punishment for some past wrong you've done? In any case, make the best of it.

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So, my research shows me it was CA357 who sent The Pengie to Lon. What were you thinking, CA357? Lon got all nicey nicey but I think deep down he had some evil intent on my beloved bird because Lon is starting to talk smack on my bird again. I am afraid he might have done something terrible to my Pengie while he had them. I'm thinking of sending out some goons to do some water boarding on Lon and try to get the truth out of him as to what really happened with the beloved Penguin while in Europe. I should have insisted on going with as The Pengie's chaperone.

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Lon talking smack? I would never believe that.

Does anyone know what this pseudo national symbol of a bird is up to?

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So, my research shows me it was CA357 who sent The Pengie to Lon. What were you thinking, CA357? Lon got all nicey nicey but I think deep down he had some evil intent on my beloved bird because Lon is starting to talk smack on my bird again. I am afraid he might have done something terrible to my Pengie while he had them. I'm thinking of sending out some goons to do some water boarding on Lon and try to get the truth out of him as to what really happened with the beloved Penguin while in Europe. I should have insisted on going with as The Pengie's chaperone.
Okay, let's get this straightened out right now:

(1) I have NOT been talking smack. All I did was state that Pengie is a penguin and that all penguins are stupid. If he's guilty by association, then I can't help that.
(2) If you think I would do something to harm a helpless bird, then you don't know me as well as you think you do.
(3) CA357 must have trusted me enough to send him to me and to ask him "what were you thinking" is insulting.
(4) Tell your "goons" to bring lots of ammo.
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Does anyone know what this pseudo national symbol of a bird is up to?
I imagine right now my beloved Penguin is having some intense therapy to clear his mind of some atrocities he may have experienced while in Europe with Lon. I'm not sure Pengie's been corrupted but it's a possibility.

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Okay, let's get this straightened out right now:

(1) I have NOT been talking smack. All I did was state that Pengie is a penguin and that all penguins are stupid. If he's guilty by association, then I can't help that.
(2) If you think I would do something to harm a helpless bird, then you don't know me as well as you think you do.
(3) CA357 must have trusted me enough to send him to me and to ask him "what were you thinking" is insulting.
(4) Tell your "goons" to bring lots of ammo.

(1) Isn't it a bit prejudiced to say something like "all penguins are stupid"? It's like saying all Italians are in the mafia, all Irish are alcoholics, etc. A bit narrow minded there, I think, Lon.

(2) Pengie was not exactly helpless. He travels with more guns than I'll probably ever own in my lifetime. Not to mention grenades. But I think with you human intelligence (?) you might have outwitted him and caught him off guard.

(3) CA357 is a very kind and trusting man. I believe it is difficult for him to see the 'bad in anybody.

(4) My goons aren't going to need ammo. They are trained to out think their "prey".

Lon, really, I'm going to try to get along with you for the sake of the forum and to have camaraderie amongst us SMs. I think if you can just admit you've been mean to the bird, who is also an SM, then we could put this behind us.

Also, what kind of person has a naked toddler in his avatar?
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Right, I forgot that I saw a penguin on the MENSA roster one time.

He is a SM only because someone else paid for it.

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There are other SM's here who are SM's because of someone's generosity. For all the work Pengie has done such as keeping Scubie safe in Afghanistan, the least we could do is pay his $15 SM fee. I hope I'm allowed to do it when his membership comes due again.

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Right, but you mentioned his SM status as if it was some kind of accomplishment on his part, but it wasn't, it was a charity case.

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The accomplishment was he was such a vital member of this forum someone (a mod, specifically) saw fit to make Pengie an SM of this forum.

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Alright guys settle down,,, settle down,

Pengi does not like conflict and he tends to leave when conflict arises, so unless you want him to head back south y'all need to learn to play nice. WOC your starting to sound like those girls in the phone commercial, you know the one in the tree outside the guys window after their first date.


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