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Old 05-05-2010, 04:05 PM   #41
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During maneuvers in a foreign land, I had to drop a deuce.

I found an area with raised domes of earth. Atop one, I had a 360 view. Tactical choice.

I dig my requisite hole, and squeeze out some business.

I later ask one of the locals what the domes were. I am informed they were communal burial grounds.

The nightmares came hard and fast, and I didn't go the rest of the time I was in country.

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Old 05-05-2010, 04:14 PM   #42
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On patrol in Germany, we're following the guy who can't read the compass.

After about an hour, it's Tropic Thunder time, give us the map.

We make our way to a road, see signs in French. Stop a motorist, it's confirmed. We have just accidentally crossed the border.

I'll never go to France again, so I have to mark the Pee Map before we run like hell back across the border.

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The brand new wife & I were in Manila as we had to go to the US Embassy for something. We went over to the Rabbit Bus station (think Greyhound, only low class) to catch a bus back to Angeles City. While waiting for the next bus North, I partake of a couple of San Miguel's - and soon it's time for a # 1. I glance around and see some guys pissing against this wall in back so I head over and do my business. While doing the do, I see a large sign in red letters that says "Bawal ng umihi dito!"

Knowing that "dito" means "here", I'm going to impress my wife with my command of her language. I head back and tell her the sign says "wait for the bus here!".

She immediately gives me a Gibb's headslap (pretty good since it's 1978) and she says "Idiot, the sign says do not piss here!"

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Old 05-05-2010, 05:07 PM   #44
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A bunch of us attended "Bernkastel-Kues Wine Fest" and had to be witness to a fellow co-worker (Female) peeing standup and it had some serious distance and arch!

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