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Old 05-05-2010, 01:11 AM   #11
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Forty states (including Alaska and 6 Hawaiian islands), one Commonwealth, 3 Territories, and the White House fence (Clinton). 3 Canadian provinces, and 1 territory. Mexico, Panama, Germany, EAST GERMANY, England, Vietnam, Cambodia, Phillipines, Korea, Australia. Turned down chance to pee on the Soviet Union (Big Diomede Island, Siberia) Almost had opportunity to pee on Argentina 3 weeks ago.

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There is still an outstanding warrant for me "making water" from a hotel third floor window in Glasgow Scotland [1970]. Went for the hearing with all those barristers in their wigs and shit. They set the trial for one month after my discharge.

I just couldn't make it back across the Atlantic for the wig powering.

I've peeded in Canada, Mexico, BVI, US VI, Bahamas, England, France, Luxembourg, Netherlands, Belgium, Germany, Switzerland, Austria, Italy and the North Atlantic above the arctic circle. (It froze!) Oh yea, Scotland.

And 49 of the States, not been to Alaska yet.

And several times while in DC!

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Spitty has watered 45 of the lower 48 states.

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I was drunk once (hard to believe, I know) and this chick leaned up against a sign and got fiberglass in her arm. She kept nagging about it, so me, being the smartass that I am, told her that urine would get the fiberglass out of her arm. She fell for it, and I did it. Turns out all of the fiberglass came out and she thanked me. Who knew?

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I was drunk once (hard to believe, I know) and this chick leaned up against a sign and got fiberglass in her arm. She kept nagging about it, so me, being the smartass that I am, told her that urine would get the fiberglass out of her arm. She fell for it, and I did it. Turns out all of the fiberglass came out and she thanked me. Who knew?
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I was drunk once (hard to believe, I know) and this chick leaned up against a sign and got fiberglass in her arm. She kept nagging about it, so me, being the smartass that I am, told her that urine would get the fiberglass out of her arm. She fell for it, and I did it. Turns out all of the fiberglass came out and she thanked me. Who knew?
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Have you ever had fiberglass in your skin? I'd pee on myself to get that crap out....letting superdave do it is a whole other story.
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MGH has gone on:
7 west states
Pentagon and White House
Hawaii, and 4 east coast states
7 Mexico states
Sao Paulo, Brasil
Recife, Brasil
Jao Pessoa, Brasil

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I believe I have gone on 26 states. Bahamas. France. Italy. Switzerland. Monaco (tough to do). Canada. DC.

I've also peed in the Pacific, Atlantic, The Med, Gulf of Mexico, Lake Erie...on and on for the waterways. Too many rivers to name.

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I was drunk once (hard to believe, I know) and this chick leaned up against a sign and got fiberglass in her arm. She kept nagging about it, so me, being the smartass that I am, told her that urine would get the fiberglass out of her arm. She fell for it, and I did it. Turns out all of the fiberglass came out and she thanked me. Who knew?
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