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08-27-2010, 04:41 AM
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The pee challenge...
In a conversation with my significant other, we were talking about male 'aiming'. Of course it is a refined task, honed over years of practice, but still mistakes are made. The mistakes prompted the conversation about the difficulty.
It came to, "Ok, you aim it."
Lots of paper towels and cleaning ensued.
Go ahead, take the challenge with the one you love, and report on the results.
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08-27-2010, 05:46 AM
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We did that years ago. We were outside and it was winter time. Her first attempt produced some amazing script with both of our names, a date and location amid some other writing. She took a picture and spent the next day at Kinko's.
That magical and awkward event produced some of the most beautiful wedding invitations you ever saw... 
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08-27-2010, 05:47 AM
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Skully that story brought a tear to my eye.
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08-27-2010, 06:00 AM
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I had a photo of a female co-worker while stationed in Germany. We were at a Bernkastel-Kues Wine Fest, she had to go, as well as other males and females. They were somewhat behind a trailor to pee, for her and other women standing up. I almost pissed my pants laughing so hard, for her aiming was on target - straight line with a slight arch!
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08-27-2010, 06:19 AM
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I asked mine, and she said something about "playing partners Euchre"
If you have a good hand, play it alone.
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08-27-2010, 10:09 AM
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I suppose that's one of those things that could make a relationship stronger... or totally destroy it.
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08-28-2010, 10:45 PM
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Here at work, our Department of Education building also hosts the Division of Blind Services.........
things in the John can get 'interesting' at times........ 
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08-29-2010, 04:49 AM
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They seem to love to run their mouths about how we can't aim. Sure, my aim is going to be off when I have just woke up or after a few adult beverages. However, let her aim it while she's good awake, and sober; then she shuts her mouth. 
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