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Pearls of wisdom
Found these on another forum but I enjoyed the truth in them...
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I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts: Do You Want Fries With That?
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.
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05-27-2010, 06:06 PM
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The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
This is so true....
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If the pain is lacking so is the discipline...
"the only 911 call I need is chambering a round" - Mr. Muller, MO car dealer
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05-27-2010, 06:17 PM
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I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.
I thought I was alone with this.
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05-27-2010, 06:42 PM
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These are good thanks for sharing 
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05-27-2010, 06:52 PM
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I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.....
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05-27-2010, 07:43 PM
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Deader Bears=Better Bears
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"The trouble with life is there's no background music."
You guys don't hear background music? I almost always hear background music. 
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Dead Bears, the only good kind.
GANDER MOUNTAIN OF HATTIESBURG, MS IS OVERPRICED, HAS LOUSY CUSTOMER SERVICE, & SELLS BEAT UP PISTOLS TO LITTLE OLD LADIES AS "NEW". :p
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05-28-2010, 02:54 AM
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"The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson."
Like this one^
"Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them."
Sadly all too true. The old Texan saying springs to mind: "Some men just need killing."
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Illigitimi Non Carborundum - Don't let the bastards grind you down
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Originally Posted by skullcrusher
Yes, at WalMart, you can pick up a gun, ammo, ski mask and your antidepressants all in one trip. Darn convenient if you ask me...:D
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05-28-2010, 04:18 AM
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Humor and truth there. 
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“If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen.” ― Samuel Adams
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05-28-2010, 11:29 AM
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Don't let your meatloaf......
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05-28-2010, 11:59 AM
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I talk to myself to be assured of having an intelligent discussion...
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An armed society is a polite society.
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