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NGIB 05-27-2010 06:05 PM

Pearls of wisdom
 
Found these on another forum but I enjoyed the truth in them...

Quote:

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts: Do You Want Fries With That?

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.

I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.

spittinfire 05-27-2010 06:06 PM

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.


This is so true....

notdku 05-27-2010 06:17 PM

I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.


I thought I was alone with this.

ALSGUN 05-27-2010 06:42 PM

These are good thanks for sharing:)

cpttango30 05-27-2010 06:52 PM

I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.....

orangello 05-27-2010 07:43 PM

"The trouble with life is there's no background music."

You guys don't hear background music? I almost always hear background music. :confused:

zhuk 05-28-2010 02:54 AM

"The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson."

Like this one^


"Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them."


Sadly all too true. The old Texan saying springs to mind: "Some men just need killing."

CA357 05-28-2010 04:18 AM

Humor and truth there. ;)

cpttango30 05-28-2010 11:29 AM

Don't let your meatloaf......

steve666 05-28-2010 11:59 AM

I talk to myself to be assured of having an intelligent discussion...


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