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Old 11-12-2009, 04:33 PM   #1
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The new "Patriot Micro Chip Implant" lets terrorists speak to God. The Patriot Micro Chip Implant is intended to be implanted in terrorists. Specifically in the forehead. When properly installed it will allow the one implanted to speak to God.

It comes in various sizes:



The exact size of the implant will be selected by a highly skilled technician. The implant may or may not be painless. Side effects such as nausea and headaches are temporary. Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site.


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Old 11-13-2009, 12:11 AM   #2
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I don't consider myself a "highly skilled" technician but I think I am skilled enough to install one of these.


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I don't consider myself a "highly skilled" technician but I think I am skilled enough to install one of these.
I'll second that.....
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I went to school for such implants, I'm more then qualified!
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Isn't it amazing what modern technology can do? I've laid in a supply of those for just that purpose.
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I think that they make those chips in the smaller 55 grain size as well.


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