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NitroxAZ 11-12-2009 04:33 PM

Patriot Micro Chip Implant
 
The new "Patriot Micro Chip Implant" lets terrorists speak to God. The Patriot Micro Chip Implant is intended to be implanted in terrorists. Specifically in the forehead. When properly installed it will allow the one implanted to speak to God.

It comes in various sizes:

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The exact size of the implant will be selected by a highly skilled technician. The implant may or may not be painless. Side effects such as nausea and headaches are temporary. Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site.

Hey-you-guys 11-13-2009 12:11 AM

I don't consider myself a "highly skilled" technician but I think I am skilled enough to install one of these.

AcidFlashGordon 11-13-2009 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hey-you-guys (Post 185455)
I don't consider myself a "highly skilled" technician but I think I am skilled enough to install one of these.

I'll second that.....

spittinfire 11-13-2009 03:05 PM

I went to school for such implants, I'm more then qualified!

CA357 11-13-2009 03:12 PM

Isn't it amazing what modern technology can do? I've laid in a supply of those for just that purpose. ;)

TXnorton 11-13-2009 03:17 PM

I think that they make those chips in the smaller 55 grain size as well.


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