Pasture Pool Update for 2009
NEW GOLF TERMS FOR YOUR NEXT ROUND:
A 'Rock Hudson' - a putt that looked straight, but wasn't.
A 'Saddam Hussein' - from one bunker into another.
A 'Yasser Arafat' - butt ugly and in the sand.
A 'John Kennedy Jr.' - didn't quite make it over the water.
An 'Elephant Ass' - it's high and it stinks.
A 'Rodney King' - over-clubbed.
An 'O. J. Simpson' - got away with one.
A 'Princess Grace' - should have used a driver.
A 'Princess Di' - shouldn't have used the driver.
A 'Condom' - safe, but didn't feel very good.
A 'Brazilian' - shaved the hole.
A 'Rush Limbaugh' - a bit too far right.
A 'Nancy Pelosi' - way too far left.
A 'Barbara Streisand' - ugly, but still working.
A 'James Joyce' - a putt that's impossible to read.
A 'Ted Kennedy' - goes in the water and jumps out .
A 'Pee Wee Herman' - too much wrist.
A 'Sonny Bono' - straight into the trees.
A 'Mickey Mantle' - a dead yank.
A 'Paris Hilton' - a very expensive hole