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Old 01-13-2009, 10:59 PM   #1
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Default Pasture Pool Update for 2009

NEW GOLF TERMS FOR YOUR NEXT ROUND:

A 'Rock Hudson' - a putt that looked straight, but wasn't.

A 'Saddam Hussein' - from one bunker into another.

A 'Yasser Arafat' - butt ugly and in the sand.

A 'John Kennedy Jr.' - didn't quite make it over the water.

An 'Elephant Ass' - it's high and it stinks.

A 'Rodney King' - over-clubbed.

An 'O. J. Simpson' - got away with one.

A 'Princess Grace' - should have used a driver.

A 'Princess Di' - shouldn't have used the driver.

A 'Condom' - safe, but didn't feel very good.

A 'Brazilian' - shaved the hole.

A 'Rush Limbaugh' - a bit too far right.

A 'Nancy Pelosi' - way too far left.

A 'Barbara Streisand' - ugly, but still working.

A 'James Joyce' - a putt that's impossible to read.

A 'Ted Kennedy' - goes in the water and jumps out .

A 'Pee Wee Herman' - too much wrist.

A 'Sonny Bono' - straight into the trees.

A 'Mickey Mantle' - a dead yank.

A 'Paris Hilton' - a very expensive hole



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Old 01-14-2009, 02:18 AM   #2
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LOL, loved the James Joyce!



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OMG those made me howl too funny made me long for good weather so I can get back out after it

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I haven't played since August when they diagnosed a torn rotator cuff. Just had the surgery this AM, so I'm sure that the next time I play I'll hit every one of those!

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Great ones, Im sure I will use a few of them when I play on Thursday



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