The Pastor and the Donkey Races
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Old 01-24-2012, 09:56 PM   #1
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Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.

The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.

The local paper read:

PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor
not to enter the donkey in another race..

The next day, the local paper headline read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey.

The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby Convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN

The Bishop fainted!

He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she Sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the papers read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the
donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:

NUN'S ASS IS WILD AND FREE

The Bishop was buried the next day.
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Old 01-24-2012, 10:04 PM   #2
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Freaking hilarious.
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