Originally Posted by IGETEVEN
Add to that..."You will never be big enough to whip my ass boy!"
I heard that one a lot!! We have different relationship, though. I'd never try it out of respect.
His favorite: "I'd rather have a stupid kid than a smart one that doesn't try." Yep, there was cause for that one.
"You're gonna make a good hand one day, if you don't make a foot first." Usually after I have done something simple he didn't want to do.
"You're so bright I have
to call you son." Yet another of those I heard after I did something stupid.
"This'll make it run like a striped ass ape." Pretty much related to any performance upgrade we did to a car growing up.
"We can fix that." This meant WE were about to break something but I was going to get the blame.
"Now we have to worry about every dick in the world." Right after my little sister was born.
"Never live your life for anyone else."
Also from Mom a few years after that first one,
"You wanna keep that woman happy, learn how to lick p---y."
Yep, Mom left us for a 19 year-old girl when I was 14.