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Old 01-26-2011, 11:16 PM   #11
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Well if Johnnie would walk off a pier..........yada, yada, yada.

If brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow the wax out of your ears.

The old standby, if your not careful you'll poke someones eye out with that thing.

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Old 01-26-2011, 11:25 PM   #12
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"U do drugs dont let drugs do u" JK

Oh and cant believe I find myself tellin my kids this one as much as I hated hearing it "Life anit fair"

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Old 01-26-2011, 11:37 PM   #13
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DAMMIT KID

What the hell did you do that for. (Normally said as I lie crying on the ground after doing something stupid)...

Eating a good piece of Pu$$y was like having a horse eat out of your hand.

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Best piece of advice my father ever gave me - "who said life was fair?" Best piece of advice my mother ever gave me - "you bring about your own problems."

Outside of that it was mostly incoherent yelling and screaming for something I did wrong

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Once and deservedly so "You don't look sick; you look drunk; go sleep in the bathroom. Don't come home drunk, just stay where you are." (Chugging a bottle of jaigermeister is unwise if you just put in a chew of cherry tobacco.)

The man has the most on-point Biblical quotes it is just scary sometimes. I was usually too ripped to remember them though.

From a non-parent, a very good friend's mom (RIP Mrs. Cornet) "an education is the one thing that nobody can take away from you".

I think i have the best parents i could have; some guy with more drive and morals really got shafted. Neener neener!

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My Mom, bless her heart, raised up two boys when my father walked out (we were 7 and 9 I believe). Our whole lives I remember Mom always doing without so we boys would have more, but being boys we could be a little exasperating. Mom would always introduce us to new people by saying “Meet my boys, this is my first mistake and this is my second!”.


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"What were you thinking?" Always responded to by "Uh, I don't know".

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My Dad's reply when I would say, "That's not fair1". "Son, the guy with the biggest stick determines fair." My kids have heard that many times.

My Dad's old maiden aunt used to say to the girls; "Girls, if it has testicles or tires you are going to have problems with it!" My wife says it is true. I can't say.

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Quote:
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Your stupid
Your worthless
You ain't good for nothing
Go away
You ruined my life
I'm sorry.
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Quote:
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Your stupid
Your worthless
You ain't good for nothing
Go away
You ruined my life
Add to that..."You will never be big enough to whip my ass boy!"

Mission accomplished at 18 years old, his attitude changed, but our relationship has never been the same.

My "father" might have been your father's brother.
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