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Old 05-15-2011, 11:44 PM   #1
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Default Our Aniversary is Tuesday

14 years we've been married, this is my insight on the progressively changing path a marriage takes.

Years 1-5 She can't get enough and you are perfect

Years 5-10 She can get enough and you have some faults

Years 10-14 She's already had enough and you are crap.

God only knows what time holds from here

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Old 05-15-2011, 11:55 PM   #2
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I had one for 28 years, thank the Gods she is gone

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when the kids are out on their own, if you are lucky, you can still chase her around the house with a can of whipped cream. Improves with age- she can'trun as fast as she used to!

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Nearing 11 years married (to this one) and 18 years together. I can safely say that I do not agree with jca's accessment...yet.

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Nearing 11 years married (to this one) and 18 years together. I can safely say that I do not agree with jca's accessment...yet.
IT'S COMING!

No seriously, best 14 years of my life and she still thinks I'm perfect Even though my stomach now sticks out further than my pecker do
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IT'S COMING!

No seriously, best 14 years of my life and she still thinks I'm perfect Even though my stomach now sticks out further than my pecker do
LMFAO!

The dreaded "Dickey Do" disease. Same disease family as the "Dunlop" syndrome. Been there, but worked it off.
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I do wanna add that any woman who can tolerate your twisted arse for so long has to be one heck of a good person. Oh, and congratulations.

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Congrats Jca!

opaww, you crack me up!
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