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opaww 01-08-2010 01:30 PM

Ouch
 
A man who went to casualty with his penis stuck in a steel pipe had to be cut free by firefighters using a metal grinder.


Published: 12:49PM GMT 07 Jan 2010

Medics at Southampton General Hospital could not get the man's penis out of the stainless steel pipe because the restricted blood flow had caused it to become aroused.

So they called in Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service.

They turned up with a special equipment unit from St Mary's station in Southampton and seven firefighters to help in what a spokesman said was a ''delicate operation''.

The firefighters used the four-and-a-half-inch grinder to cut the pipe from around the man's penis and it took about 30 minutes.

The patient was given an anaesthetic and his penis was left bruised and swollen but otherwise unharmed.

The anxious man aged about 40 gave hospital staff no explanation about how the pipe got stuck after he turned up on Tuesday morning.

A Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service spokesman said: ''Initially the crew did not have the appropriate cutting equipment to free the man.

''It was a very delicate operation that required a very steady hand and the crew was worried about things getting too hot during the cutting.

''It's certainly an unusual call-out and I'm sure the man won't be getting into that situation again.''

Man's penis removed from pipe - Telegraph

Jo da Plumbr 01-08-2010 01:57 PM

They should have just cut the wiener off and nominated him for the Darwin awards.:eek::eek::eek:

NGIB 01-08-2010 02:11 PM

Yup, cut off the wanker and sprinkle with pixie dust...

IGETEVEN 01-08-2010 02:14 PM

Damn I hate them penis traps, they will get you every time. :mad:

Jack

cpttango30 01-08-2010 02:33 PM

I almost bought one of the chinese penis puzzles once. Glad I didn't do that.


What they could have done was cut small cuts in the base of the dude junk and drained the blood out of it thus causing it to go limp.

Mack Bolan 01-08-2010 02:39 PM

that fella must have a hell of an imagination to be and stay excited about a steel pipe.:eek:

opaww 01-08-2010 02:49 PM

Make me wander just what he would do to the tail pipe of a 55 chevy two door

CA357 01-08-2010 03:08 PM

http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/e...piditburns.jpg

Benning Boy 01-08-2010 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cpttango30 (Post 210003)
I almost bought one of the chinese penis puzzles once. Glad I didn't do that.


What they could have done was cut small cuts in the base of the dude junk and drained the blood out of it thus causing it to go limp.

What they could have done is show him a picture of Nancy Pelosi's creamy thighs. It would have gone limp, and crawled back into his belly.

canebrake 01-08-2010 05:24 PM

No photos?


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