[purehavoc]

I got a good kick out of it but its absolutely rediculous . This cat should write a book called "My life as a ninjtactial mall operator "
Stories so good it will leave you shaking in your boots

[Jstrong]

Is this one of them?



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[homelessguy01]

I literally laughed out load when I read the bit where he says 'Vietnam still shakes when it thinks of the famous assassin' or sumthin like that. He was ductaping armour plates to his back incase some of the enemies he made while 'protecting the innocent' tried to snipe him on his way into the mall! He wanted to know what kind of armour would stop a .338 lapua!? haha he had 4 alternate routes of getting to work!? This guy is a bomb waiting to blow if you ask me!

I mean what kind of shoplifter is gonna be able to get his hands on a .338 to get revenge on a mall cop haha

[Model70]

Originally Posted by homelessguy01

I literally laughed out load when I read the bit where he says 'Vietnam still shakes when it thinks of the famous assassin' or sumthin like that. He was ductaping armour plates to his back incase some of the enemies he made while 'protecting the innocent' tried to snipe him on his way into the mall! He wanted to know what kind of armour would stop a .338 lapua!? haha he had 4 alternate routes of getting to work!? This guy is a bomb waiting to blow if you ask me!

I mean what kind of shoplifter is gonna be able to get his hands on a .338 to get revenge on a mall cop haha

Ya I almost pissed my pants when I read the Vietnam thing too. What a douche.

[Marlinman]

Originally Posted by Jstrong

Is this one of them?

<img src="http://www.firearmstalk.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=43070"/>

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I didnt know the made kevlar helmets that big iv seen this pic before but still funny as hell. Shoobee should be added to that wall of.........ummmmm losers.

God didnt make all men equal colonel Sam Colt did

[homelessguy01]

I think on the form u fill out when buying a gun they should have a picture of this gecko45 guy beside the mentally defective box

[Marlinman]

Originally Posted by homelessguy01

I think on the form u fill out when buying a gun they should have a picture of this gecko45 guy beside the mentally defective box

Agreed.

God didnt make all men equal colonel Sam Colt did

[partdeux]

I've read that 1/2 dozen times, and it's still funny. I don't remember if it was in the original, or if it's an editing error, but he mixes up which user name he is posting under.

[homelessguy01]

Originally Posted by partdeux

I've read that 1/2 dozen times, and it's still funny. I don't remember if it was in the original, or if it's an editing error, but he mixes up which user name he is posting under.

Yea I noticed that too, but to be honest I wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't an error. It pales in comparison to some if the crap he said

[Marlinman]

Originally Posted by partdeux

I've read that 1/2 dozen times, and it's still funny. I don't remember if it was in the original, or if it's an editing error, but he mixes up which user name he is posting under.

Ya and geekops also messed up his lies bout 5 different times on rank, weapons, and locations

God didnt make all men equal colonel Sam Colt did