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Old 04-06-2012, 10:38 PM   #111
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All of the little tuners around here dont do it right. They throw on a muffler that makes them sound like a pissed off weed eater, some wheels and a cold air then call it fast. My charger has smoked quite a few of them. If i was gonna tweak out a rice burner i would get a 370Z, those cars are no joke.
Man, the other day I saw a kid driving what looked to be a mid-eighties olds 98, with a HUGE aluminum wing bolted to the trunk, a pipe the size of a 2 liter bottle, and...I swear..."Honda Killer" across the back window in 8 inch tall old English script.

Gotta wonder about those teenagers today.
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Old 04-06-2012, 10:41 PM   #112
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Man, the other day I saw a kid driving what looked to be a mid-eighties olds 98, with a HUGE aluminum wing bolted to the trunk, a pipe the size of a 2 liter bottle, and...I swear..."Honda Killer" across the back window in 8 inch tall old English script.

Gotta wonder about those teenagers today.
Olds 98, honda killer huh. You don't drive those things at hi speed, you aim them. Smh
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Old 04-06-2012, 10:45 PM   #113
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Olds 98, honda killer huh. You don't drive those things at hi speed, you aim them. Smh
Thats no crap, those things are panzer killers. The only way that they would be honda killers is by running over the top of them.
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I kinda feel like this guy is purposely trying to sound like the typical mall ninjas to get a rise out of ppl. It just seems over the top.... but then again there are ppl out there that are pretty whacked lol. If this guy is for real id be really embarrassed
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Thats no crap, those things are panzer killers. The only way that they would be honda killers is by running over the top of them.
Well, maybe that's what he meant. I hadn't thought of it that way.
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All of the little tuners around here dont do it right. They throw on a muffler that makes them sound like a pissed off weed eater, some wheels and a cold air then call it fast. My charger has smoked quite a few of them. If i was gonna tweak out a rice burner i would get a 370Z, those cars are no joke.
Haha believe me i know many terms of "rice" heres pics ive taken throughout my time but id still buy american!

Astro van with carbon fiber hood, pins, 20's, fart cannon

Prelude....definition of ricer, motor, stock, fart pipe, slower than two old people having sex

Pontiac grand prix with that....0.0 wing? Whale tail? Clothes dryer?

Buick, walmart wing and rims >.>

Kia soul, fake non functional hood scoop looks like a subaru... Lights up red, is glued on crooked with household cocking...

Civic with ONE lambo door.... Fail.

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Kathy Mattea had the cure for rice burners-

Ladies and gents- the Four Fifty Five ROCKET.... (and yeah, crank up the volume)

http://www.teenmusic.com/music-videos/455-rocket-kathy-mattea
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The best cure for those dam rice burners

'69 mustang boss 429 :drooling:
Hell of a lot harder to get your hands on though
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Its a conspiracy And i want in
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I just looked at the "handguns for wolves" thread. Trip and MarlinMan are awesome! I miss Trip..

Shoobe was nuttier than a peanut farmer...
Thanks krypt....we tried to be at least

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