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07-28-2009, 05:14 PM
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Sneak in as a a Chinese food delivery guy. After having the food inspected by the paranoid sycophants, I take out my mark with a cleverly placed military issue spork to the esophagus. After completing the deed, I jam a little Kung Pao Chicken down his throat to make it look like he was choking and attempting to perform his own tracheotomy.
I'm on my moped and at least 10 city blocks before anyone notices the "boss" hasn't emerged from his lunch.
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07-28-2009, 05:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Ineffable
Sneak in as a a Chinese food delivery guy. After having the food inspected by the paranoid sycophants, I take out my mark with a cleverly placed military issue spork to the esophagus. After completing the deed, I jam a little Kung Pao Chicken down his throat to make it look like he was choking and attempting to perform his own tracheotomy.
I'm on my moped and at least 10 city blocks before anyone notices the "boss" hasn't emerged from his lunch.
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Hell, now ya got me hungry for some Chinese food delivery. 
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"There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter." - Hemingway
“The greatest ignorance is to reject something you know nothing about.”
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07-28-2009, 05:22 PM
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Originally Posted by IGETEVEN
All good points Layton, but have you forgotten improvised necessity is the mother of invention. That separates the men from the boys. I was also being more responsive to an outside target hit away from the house and on route to the airport, if time permitted.
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I know that Jack, just could not resist being the devils advocate though ( ME BAD ) now to the corner to be whipped with a wet noodle. 
Layton
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07-28-2009, 05:25 PM
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I know that Jack, just could not resist being the devils advocate though ( ME BAD ) now to the corner to be whipped with a wet noodle.
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Wet noodle hell, you better get the belt out! 
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“The greatest ignorance is to reject something you know nothing about.”
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07-28-2009, 05:27 PM
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Work of F-I-C-T-I-O-N!!!
Just read what is written and react accordingly. 
It's supposed to be a game, not an exercise in who can Rube Goldberg the thing into the dirt. 
So, should we go any further? or what? 
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07-28-2009, 05:27 PM
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Wet noodle hell, you better get the belt out! |
OOOOOPS, guess I did it now, cat is out of the bag and clawing. 
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07-28-2009, 05:38 PM
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I know it's a game, but this is actually a brilliant exercise, and possibly the real show Spike should have made. Throw out a situation, and see how creative thinkers with some wet works knowledge would handle it.
I think you should throw out another scenario.
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07-28-2009, 05:39 PM
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Work of F-I-C-T-I-O-N!!!
Just read what is written and react accordingly.
It's supposed to be a game, not an exercise in who can Rube Goldberg the thing into the dirt.
So, should we go any further? or what?
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I want to know when the Baldwins converted to Mormonism dammit!
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"There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter." - Hemingway
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07-28-2009, 05:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Dillinger
Work of F-I-C-T-I-O-N!!!
Just read what is written and react accordingly.
It's supposed to be a game, not an exercise in who can Rube Goldberg the thing into the dirt.
So, should we go any further? or what?
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Im sorry, I know it is a game, I just placed it as a real life op and went from there. SORRY.
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07-28-2009, 05:42 PM
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Hey, MINE was legit. Real assassins don't use guns.
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