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Old 08-25-2012, 09:53 PM   #31
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Okay fine, another rhyme
Is hidden up my sleeve
It's like I am a stingray
And you're Croc Hunter Steve

Wanna fight? Call Dana White
And also call Joe Rogan
I'll pee on that Newton-John
And then wipe with Paul Hogan

You cannot win a fight with me
I am the better man
I will kick you down the street
You empty Foster's can

You simply cannot hope to win
So just throw in the towel
Cos when you are with Danni
She's thinking "Simon Cowell"
**Flash to the color booth**

Fans, we are SEEING something special here. This new kid has awoke the ire of our champion and he has come out swinging. Notice the subtle reach back, much like Dog's sister provides some of us on Friday nights, with the reference to Simon Cowell? Absolutely brilliant.

And the stay at home references? How the champion is basically gutting the island's hollywood & star offerings and just beating them down like a drill sergeant? This is some action here.

Auslach, what can I say? This kid from the deep southern island continent took Cane's advice and came heavy. He left the gloves off and didn't bother to jockstrap up, he is just slinging it heavy in the champions face!! Notice the brilliant references to writers past and just disarms the champions' claims to literary royalty.

This is just a pleasure to behold fans, just an absolute epic thread!

*cut back to the action*
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I warned you not to say that name,
And the Croc Hunter quip was low.
To insult a poor dead man?
You've really got to go.

I'll be over there in just a jiffy,
In fact I'm booking the very next flight.
I'm only one man against the master,
But surely someone will join my fight.

You've strutted around for far too long,
Thinking you rule the roost.
Benning Boy, you're about to learn
How far you are from the truth.

I'm boarding a Qantas jet with Dannii,
We're bidding Oz 'au revoir',
You can do the same to your girl,
Because Kylie's joining us for a menage a trois.

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I warned you not to say that name,
And the Croc Hunter quip was low.
To insult a poor dead man?
You've really got to go.

I'll be over there in just a jiffy,
In fact I'm booking the very next flight.
I'm only one man against the master,
But surely someone will join my fight.

You've strutted around for far too long,
Thinking you rule the roost.
Benning Boy, you're about to learn
How far you are from the truth.

I'm boarding a Qantas jet with Dannii,
We're bidding Oz 'au revoir',
You can do the same to your girl,
Because Kylie's joining us for a menage a trois.
Oh my yes. You have just invoked the Master Blow.
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Rainbows? Naw, unicorns...

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*Cut*

Your third stanza of post 38? Absolutely brilliant

*Aaaand back*

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Gungpemebomie! Gungepe!

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Your third stanza of post 38? Absolutely brilliant

*Aaaand back*
You are kind.

Let me say, it's been a long time since anyone has rocked me back on my heels like this. We did not set this up, Aus is bringing FIRE!
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There is no Dana. This is not the Dana you're looking for...

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Did we do a rap battle before?

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You are kind.

Let me say, it's been a long time since anyone has rocked me back on my heels like this. We did not set this up, Aus is bringing FIRE!
I have to agree. I was kind of debating if I should attempt to jump in and offer a fight, but Aus has been BRINGING IT!

How many views now??

God I love the weekends when all the talk is guns and good Club House antics.

Dana White in the house?!?! Oh this is blowing UP in here!!!!
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