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Old 08-24-2012, 09:45 PM   #11
Ain't she sweet?
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He's short, he's Bi, he drinks Coors Light
He sometimes wears a mullet
Did he take Dennis Rodman?
Yeah, he took it down his gullet
Seriously????
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Old 08-24-2012, 11:29 PM   #12
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So you had sex with old Van Damme
That wasn't very smart
I guess my slashed up wrists will heal
But what about my heart?

And you, Van Damme, no gentleman
For gentlemen don't tell
I challenge you to Bloodsport
And I'll launch your azz to Hell

Oh Kylie, please, come back to me
Forget that Belgian fop
He hasn't had a single hit
Since stupid old "Time Cop"

He's short, he's Bi, he drinks Coors Light
He sometimes wears a mullet
Did he take Dennis Rodman?
Yeah, he took it down his gullet

So Kylie, I will take you back
And be your stylish rogue
I'll wait here for your answer
My sweet Kylie Minogue

Maybe you should learn some dance moves?




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I'm lost ._________.

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Somebody is playing games... It's fun to watch though.

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I'm lost ._________.
*Forum View cuts to the color commentary booth for this update*

Alllll right fans we have a classic going here. What we are seeing is the Comeback Kid, one of THE All Time Greats, the Magna Comes Loudly, Big Kahuna back, in rare form! I have to tell you fans, I have reviewed a lot of threads in my day, but this one is an absolute gem by one of my favorite Bards of all time.

For you young posters out there, notice the conviction of the opening sequence as our storyteller dips deep into a painful emotional issue and offers his very heart in the poetic of prose. See the threat to save her honor in a hand to hand contest and you can almost see the tears welling as the final lines are typed.

Just a classic.

Not keeping with the tried and true one sided story notice how the object of his affection joins the fray with promises of love and tenderness, only to confess another indiscretion just to wound the OP one more time.

I tell you, we are seeing just some piece of work here tonight on the FTF.


*cut back to the live action*
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Hello, Kitty!

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Gratitude is what I have
Although you've done your worst
But you may have your Danni
Cos Cowell had her first

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Old 08-25-2012, 12:56 PM   #18
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Just sayin'

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/9229287/Simon-Cowell-Dannii-Minogue-wont-speak-to-me-after-kiss-and-tell.html

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Old 08-25-2012, 01:27 PM   #19
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Shiny lunchbox!

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Ah Quillmaster this place is about to become a lot more interesting again.

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