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Old 02-04-2014, 10:26 AM   #11
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Look, His balls, they gone! Ouch, Karma is a Mother Phucker isnt it?


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He won't have the balls to rob anyone else.


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Oh that was good and bad in the same short sentence!!!! Im not messing with you, you bad!
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Old 02-04-2014, 01:00 PM   #14
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Does anyone know if the injury has made him unable to pass on his genetic code? You donít actually have to die to be a Darwin Award winner.
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A relative of Plaxico Burress?

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Guns should not be handled like or by yo-yos .
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*snort!*

A number of years back, bank robbery, Richmond VA. Thief shoved bag at teller, demanded all her money. She put everything in the bag. He shoved bag into the top of his pants, ran out of the bank.


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EVERYTHING included a dye pack. Looks like a bundle of bills. Contains permanent dye, tear gas, an explosive charge, and a radio activated timer. If carried out of bank, 30 second timer starts ticking.

He was one block away when the timer ran down. The bag had slipped to the crotch of his undies.


Yes, he was eligible for a Darwin Award- by removing himself from the gene pool.
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That's a heck of a charge...


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