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Old 04-07-2013, 03:39 PM   #11
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Helga.......!
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Old 04-07-2013, 03:39 PM   #12
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Dang, your gonna have to get outa there. We could form a posse, and come for ya. Just let us know when Helga aint there. Im not gonna chance gettin caught, and her having her way with me.[/QUOTE]

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Old 04-07-2013, 03:52 PM   #13
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I did not have sexual relations with that man! Or, I did not inhale. That guy was so full of ****.
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I did not have sexual relations with that man! Or, I did not inhale. That guy was so full of ****.
That guy was soooo full of ......what..? Whaaaaat..?

"I did not inhale sexual relations with that shizzzzzzt" ....!
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Old 04-07-2013, 04:50 PM   #15
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I keep telling you. Wear that gown backwards. It's so much sexier with the opening in the front. Who the heck wants to see your ass?
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i keep telling you. Wear that gown backwards. It's so much sexier with the opening in the front. Who the heck wants to see your ass?
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I keep telling you. Wear that gown backwards. It's so much sexier with the opening in the front. Who the heck wants to see your ass?
Do NOT post that pic here, Dango!
Jeeze, I'll end up back in the icu.
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I am now the proud owner of two security devices.! One , I used to Boobie trap the bathroom door so when helgazzzz tries to find me in the bathroom , the alarm goes of..! They are pretty cool devices ' and are quite loud and disturbing. A very loud annoying beeeeep.! I,m leaving soon so she doesn't,t have much time to torture me , LOL..!
The devices are kind of Kool and might be great for a joke or even security. Like to put one one my garage door or something . If they thought that little gizmo would stop me , well , shame on them , didn,t even slow me down .
Some might look at this a stealing , when they charge me $110 for an aspirin , that,s theft so they Owe me one !
They are Kool and I have two now.! The one I got Helgazzzz with and the other I may keep . They are about 5 " x 3" x 1 1/2" . ,made by Stanley with UMP on the face , model 91650 and pretty loud., Twice now I have un- wired myself and the look on Helgazzzz face is priceless..!

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Dango here's a pic of your night nurse. Too bad you're asleep when she's on duty.



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