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Old 04-07-2013, 01:59 PM   #1
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Default Ooount..Helgazzzzz...Eeeek..!

Helga.....would be my night nurse or (Nurse Beast)..! We,ve been testing each-other for a while now , fourth time.! She was in a good mood this morning.! How do I know this....? Instead of kicking me to the floor , she only picked me up by the throat to change my linens ! If Arnold Shwartzenegger....Shwortanaziger....
Shwatzinegro..........? Whatever , had a sister , Helgazzzzz would for sure be it!

Matter of factly , if in they was in the same room , the only way you could tell them apart ? , Helgazzzz got better facial hair ! She no doubt was in a stellar mood this morning , you could hear it in the clenching of her facial structure , the creaking and stresses going on , a (SMILE)..! Eeeek..! I dare not say anything to pizz her off for fear . She would ruffle me in some most uncomfortable way..! Like last time , Curiosity..!
Well , I got tired of the child-like drawings by the nurses as to what........they had done to me this time ! I sneak out a bed , azz less gown and all , jump on the public elevator , that,s right , (Public Elevator) , and precede down to records.! I got tubes with collective bulbs <--to collect the primordial ooze spranging forth..! I,m in the (Infectious Disease) wang of the Hospital , sporting my (HAZMAT-OSHA) azz less yellow flashing gown , and the looks on the people's faces was priceless ,
Helgazzzz , didn,t think this very funny..! Eeeek.! She threatened me harshly and tied my IV tubes in a not , and without missing a beat , pointed to the window (we,re on the fifth floor) , and bellowed , "DON,T DO THAT AGAINZZ DANGOZZ""..."
HELP ME..! Eeeeeeeek..!
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Old 04-07-2013, 02:21 PM   #2
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Short , very , very short...! Eeeek..!
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Dang, your gonna have to get outa there. We could form a posse, and come for ya. Just let us know when Helga aint there. Im not gonna chance gettin caught, and her having her way with me.
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Somebody wants Dango's wango. I would only worry if you start loosing hours at a time. No telling what happens when you are sedated.
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Dang, your gonna have to get outa there. We could form a posse, and come for ya. Just let us know when Helga aint there. Im not gonna chance gettin caught, and her having her way with me.
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She can sense fear.




And she LIKES that!
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