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Only in america
ONLY IN AMERICA...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. only in america...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. only in america...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to fill their prescriptions,while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. only in america...do people orderdouble cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters....do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put useless junk in the garage...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight...do they have drive-up ATM machines with braille lettering. EVER WONDER did I leave any out Why didn't Noah swat those two moszuitoes? or mouse-flavored cat food. IT MUST BE A FULL MOON !!! 
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09-10-2010, 08:10 PM
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Ever seen a McDonalds door with a sign that reads "picture menus available"?
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09-10-2010, 08:19 PM
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Originally Posted by orangello
Ever seen a McDonalds door with a sign that reads "picture menus available"?
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That has got to be the best one.
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09-10-2010, 08:21 PM
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That has got to be the best one.
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It made me wonder enough to ask a sober person if it made sense to them. It didn't.
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Dead Bears, the only good kind.
GANDER MOUNTAIN OF HATTIESBURG, MS IS OVERPRICED, HAS LOUSY CUSTOMER SERVICE, & SELLS BEAT UP PISTOLS TO LITTLE OLD LADIES AS "NEW". :p
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09-10-2010, 08:24 PM
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Honest!! I've braille on doors where Navy pilots are trained. But worse is braille on the shooting stalls at a range I used to go to.
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09-10-2010, 08:42 PM
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worse is braille on the shooting stalls at a range I used to go to.
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Some body armor recommended!
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Dead Bears, the only good kind.
GANDER MOUNTAIN OF HATTIESBURG, MS IS OVERPRICED, HAS LOUSY CUSTOMER SERVICE, & SELLS BEAT UP PISTOLS TO LITTLE OLD LADIES AS "NEW". :p
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09-10-2010, 09:14 PM
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And braille on drive up ATM's. Really?? 
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09-11-2010, 12:07 AM
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Here at work, my floor is home to the Division of Blind Services - many of their employees are sight-impaired. Things can get 'interesting' in the men's room...... 
Had one young man, Adam, speaking of a lady co-worker who had just left for another agency - holding his white cane, he quips "And she had great legs!"
I almost choked myself trying not to laugh.......... 
Mickey Dee's sign at the drive through - "Warning! Coffee is HOT!" floors me everytime I see it! 
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09-11-2010, 12:25 AM
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Ever seen a McDonalds door with a sign that reads "picture menus available"?
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Seriously?!
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09-11-2010, 01:06 AM
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Then next time you are in McDonalds look closely at the keys on the register. They have little pictures of the items on them and if you don’t want onions they have a onion with a red circle and slash through it. I’m not kidding they don’t punch in the amount anymore they punch the picture that’s why if the total is $4.58 and you give them a $10 dollar bill, two quarters and a dime they give you that deer in the headlights look.
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