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One way to make the TSA back off
Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down : Dead Serious News
Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down
A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent.
According to Cummings’ partner, Sergio Armani, Cummings has “multiple piercings on his manhood” which were detected during a full body scan. As a result, Cummings was pulled aside for a pat-down. Armani stated that the unidentified TSA agent spent “an inordinate amount of time groping” Cummings, who had apparently become sexually aroused. Cummings, who has a history of sexual dysfunction, ejaculated while the TSA agent’s hand was feeling the piercings. The TSA agent, according to several witnesses, promptly called for back up. Cummings was thrown to the ground and handcuffed.
A TSA spokesperson declined to comment on this specific case, but said that anyone ejaculating during a pat-down would be subject to arrest.
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12-02-2010, 09:15 PM
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Wondered how long it would take! 
That is a law suit right there, this sh!t is going to cost the US Taxpayer millions!!
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12-02-2010, 09:18 PM
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Up your butt Jobu!
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12-02-2010, 09:44 PM
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Wait, TSA jerks this guy off, then arrests him? What is the world coming to? (Get it?)
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12-02-2010, 09:49 PM
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Yea, it is usually the other way around!! 
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12-02-2010, 10:18 PM
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Deader Bears=Better Bears
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Somebody forgot to pat the TSA on the head or tip or something.
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12-02-2010, 10:20 PM
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I can't be the only one who laughed at the irony of the guys name.
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12-02-2010, 11:08 PM
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Quote:
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I can't be the only one who laughed at the irony of the guys name.
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His name made me think the post was a joke.
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12-03-2010, 12:34 AM
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He must have gotten some in his eye......
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12-03-2010, 01:42 AM
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I'm over it
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This is a spoof from the same people that do The Onion.
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