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Old 06-09-2011, 04:27 PM   #1
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I had to sit through "Gnomeo and Juliet". Rubbish.

Except for one scene.

While shopping online for a lawnmower, a gnome comes across an ad for "The Terrafiminator", voiced by Hulk Hogan, and promising "Your lawn will be afraid to grow!"

I laughed my azz off.

Name the film that was a waste of your life, except for one defining scene.



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Old 06-09-2011, 04:47 PM   #2
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I know, "What's he talkig about?"

Kinda like this, from "Cobra", a so-so movie with the world's greatest line....



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I have a list of a few movies like that:

"Bullitt": Boring as hell until the car chase.

"Scarface": I know, I know, it's a classic blah blah blah, I didn't like this movie at all, but the final "Say hello to my little friend" shootout was cool.

"Stripes": I could take this movie or leave it, but I thought the "Doo Wah Diddy" scene was funny.

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I would say Jonah Hex, except that there wasn't even one scene.

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I had to sit through "Gnomeo and Juliet". Rubbish.

Except for one scene.

While shopping online for a lawnmower, a gnome comes across an ad for "The Terrafiminator", voiced by Hulk Hogan, and promising "Your lawn will be afraid to grow!"

I laughed my azz off.

Name the film that was a waste of your life, except for one defining scene.
TERRAFIRMINATOR! Its the most useless 500hp grass dominating piece of hardware the world has ever seen! TERRAFIRMINATOR!

The disclaimer list is basically the funniest part of the movie.

-Terrafirminator will not inhibit grass from growing
-Not recommended for residential use
-Not recommended for commercial use either
-Do not use vehicle while sleeping
-Do not stick your fingers in the tiller blades - duh
-Not recommended for children under 3
-Or 4
-For external use only
-After use, law may appear completely destroyed
-do not be alarmed - this is perfectly normal

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*Dry mouth
*Heightened levels of testosterone
*Nausea
*Loss of hearing
*Blurred vision
*Ssslured speech
*Voices telling you to burn things
*Loss of bowel control
*Persistent feelings of awesomeness
*Tight hamstrings
*Megalomania
*In rare instances some people may explode when viewing the Terrafirminator

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^^^^^

See? I want this machine!

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I would say Jonah Hex, except that there wasn't even one scene.
I collected comics alot as a kid. I was sooo looking forward to this movie. What a piece of crap.
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The one movie stands out is "Megaforce" the pain of watching it at the theater for the first minute and leaving knowing the only good thing that came out was the soda and popcorn.

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You mean like this. This was the one scene. He even ruined it.
YouTube - *search it*

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"They Live"? Decent movie, but the defining moment...



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