Originally Posted by Benning Boy
I had to sit through "Gnomeo and Juliet". Rubbish.
Except for one scene.
While shopping online for a lawnmower, a gnome comes across an ad for "The Terrafiminator", voiced by Hulk Hogan, and promising "Your lawn will be afraid to grow!"
I laughed my azz off.
Name the film that was a waste of your life, except for one defining scene.
TERRAFIRMINATOR! Its the most useless 500hp grass dominating piece of hardware the world has ever seen! TERRAFIRMINATOR!
The disclaimer list is basically the funniest part of the movie.
-Terrafirminator will not inhibit grass from growing
-Not recommended for residential use
-Not recommended for commercial use either
-Do not use vehicle while sleeping
-Do not stick your fingers in the tiller blades - duh
-Not recommended for children under 3
-For external use only
-After use, law may appear completely destroyed
-do not be alarmed - this is perfectly normal
Side effects of using the Terrafirminator may inclue:
*Heightened levels of testosterone
*Loss of hearing
*Voices telling you to burn things
*Loss of bowel control
*Persistent feelings of awesomeness
*In rare instances some people may explode when viewing the Terrafirminator
Maker of the Terrifirminator will not be held responsible for damages, injury, infidelity caused by the use of this product.