I've seen some versions of this one over the years, but this is the funniest ever. I LOL'd.
__________________ “If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen.” ― Samuel Adams
Panty waist yankees are quite amusing. My daughter (at age 3) would dip torrilla chip into Pace Hot picante sause just to suck off the sause. That stuff will make the typical midwesterner sweat in about 5 seconds flat and it does not have any habaneros.
I prefer First Defense OC spray for a nice glaze on BBQ chicken or pizza.
In life, strive to take the high road....It offers a better field of fire.
"Robo is right" Fuzzball