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Old 02-24-2013, 04:42 PM   #1
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An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to his bed. Grandson I wanta you to listen to me. I wanta you to takea my .45 automatic pistol, so you will always remember me.
But grandpa I really don't like guns, how about you leaving me your Rolex watch instead.

You lisina to me, some day you goin a be runna da bussiness, you goina have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple a bambini, some day you goina come home and maybe finda you wife in be wit another man. Whata you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, "TIMES UP"?



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Old 02-24-2013, 04:45 PM   #2
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Ha! That's great thank you.

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Hahaha funny

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