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 07-07-2009, 05:04 PM | #31 | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 222 |
"In the beginning, God created Adam. But Adam longed for companionship, so God tookith from Adam one rib, and shaped it into Eve. And lo, God said unto Adam, 'Careful, dude. Bitches be Crazy.'" | 
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| 07-07-2009, 08:24 PM | #32 | Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 150 |
Alot of younger chicks get off on drama.... __________________
"complaints are really just others opportunities"
bring back W. | |
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| 07-07-2009, 08:41 PM | #33 | Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 111 | 
wasnt able to get back to this thread earlier. I have to say... you guys are friggin' great.
Kinda realized from your posts that there's probably never gonna be a class of normal, rational women, but that doesn't make sense, because normal for a girl=crazy. I keep chipping away at all these celebrity wanna-be's, hoping there's something more to them under the covers (badump *rimshot) but I keep pulling out (I'm on a roll with these double entendres) before I can even seal the deal. I simply don't have the patience for something that's obviously a big waste of time and money, something that just contributes to the vanity of a nut job - which seems to be the entire point of dating from a guys point of view. from the start, the standard run and gun seems to be-
-Approach girl
-Act like you're not interested even though you started the conversation
-Ignore all glaring character flaws and visual red flags
-Hit on her since shes fishing for compliments.
-Notice shes losing interest because you complimented her.
-Ignore all glaring character flaws and visual red flags, all but one- which you will point out to her
-Hit on her since shes fishing for compliments.
-Notice shes losing interest because you complimented her.
-Walk off when you dont want to waste your money on a drink for this looney, the last minute and a half of conversation made you need a shot of whiskey and a Tylenol.
rinse and repeat. ah well __________________
‘‘We, the People are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts — not to overthrow the Constitution, but to overthrow men who pervert the Constitution.’’
— Abraham Lincoln
"Rosie O'Donnell blames guns for murders, but nobody blames spoons and forks for Rosie O'Donnell" | |
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| 07-07-2009, 08:48 PM | #34 | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 821 |
So..what you're basically saying is...females are self centered and have very minimal use to society?
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| 07-07-2009, 09:37 PM | #35 | Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Ohio, Ohio Posts: 10,953 |
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Originally Posted by WAREAGLE
wasnt able to get back to this thread earlier. I have to say... you guys are friggin' great.
Kinda realized from your posts that there's probably never gonna be a class of normal, rational women, but that doesn't make sense, because normal for a girl=crazy. I keep chipping away at all these celebrity wanna-be's, hoping there's something more to them under the covers (badump *rimshot) but I keep pulling out (I'm on a roll with these double entendres) before I can even seal the deal. I simply don't have the patience for something that's obviously a big waste of time and money, something that just contributes to the vanity of a nut job - which seems to be the entire point of dating from a guys point of view. from the start, the standard run and gun seems to be-
-Approach girl
-Act like you're not interested even though you started the conversation
-Ignore all glaring character flaws and visual red flags
-Hit on her since shes fishing for compliments.
-Notice shes losing interest because you complimented her.
-Ignore all glaring character flaws and visual red flags, all but one- which you will point out to her
-Hit on her since shes fishing for compliments.
-Notice shes losing interest because you complimented her.
-Walk off when you dont want to waste your money on a drink for this looney, the last minute and a half of conversation made you need a shot of whiskey and a Tylenol.
rinse and repeat. ah well
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I believe that you missed the most important part of male/female relationships.
That is get all the sex you can before you die.
Does that help? __________________ From C3Shooter:
Skullcrusher, you are evil, sick, demented, twisted- and my hero!
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Originally Posted by pandamonium
...without the Second, we cannot protect the rest!
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| 07-07-2009, 11:26 PM | #36 | Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Sacramento, California, California Posts: 1,729 |
A good brothel as much as it may seem to cost to have a good throw with a whore in reality is alot less money in the long haul and theres no whacky emotional bull shat to deal with.
Try Sheri's Ranch north of Clark County (Las Vegas) in Nevada. Grarantee a real good time.
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| 07-07-2009, 11:27 PM | #37 | Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 111 |
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Originally Posted by skullcrusher
I believe that you missed the most important part of male/female relationships.
That is get all the sex you can before you die.
Does that help?
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lol. Im not brave enough to touch a lot of the girls out here. Id rather blue ball then get an std.
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Originally Posted by Shotgun Shooter
So..what you're basically saying is...females are self centered and have very minimal use to society?
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Younger women, yes. Proportionately, they are much less interested in furthering themselves in a beneficial way than men. At least thats my experience. Buncha gold diggers. Yay california __________________
‘‘We, the People are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts — not to overthrow the Constitution, but to overthrow men who pervert the Constitution.’’
— Abraham Lincoln
"Rosie O'Donnell blames guns for murders, but nobody blames spoons and forks for Rosie O'Donnell" | |
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| 07-07-2009, 11:34 PM | #38 | Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Ohio, Ohio Posts: 10,953 |
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Originally Posted by WAREAGLE
lol. Im not brave enough to touch a lot of the girls out here. Id rather blue ball then get an std.
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That's why they make latex protectors.  __________________ From C3Shooter:
Skullcrusher, you are evil, sick, demented, twisted- and my hero!
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Originally Posted by pandamonium
...without the Second, we cannot protect the rest!
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| 07-07-2009, 11:36 PM | #39 | Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 186 |
"Women. You can't live with them... The end." __________________
"If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animated contest of freedom, go from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen!” | |
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| 07-08-2009, 08:25 AM | #40 | Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 111 |
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okay you win a cookie for that photo __________________
‘‘We, the People are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts — not to overthrow the Constitution, but to overthrow men who pervert the Constitution.’’
— Abraham Lincoln
"Rosie O'Donnell blames guns for murders, but nobody blames spoons and forks for Rosie O'Donnell" | |
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