Back in the days of lore , when some evil tyrant passed and nobody cared , they would seek out professional (Weepers), yes , people were payed a few farthings , shillings , dab lunes , etc. to come and cry and weep for the uncared dead..!
I find myself in such need of said (weepers)..!
Example :Wife called to ...? Well..? Any HOO , she was quite upset and I was quite calm..! The more (CALM) I would , emulate , the more (UPSET) she became..! ...?
A request , I am needing said (weepers), U-tube th , whatever , so,s I can emulate some perhaps , (dramatics)..!
Does such a thing ....exist...?