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08-30-2009, 01:42 AM
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Official Flame Off Thread!!!
Keep it uncivil, this is a good natured personal attack thread.
The concept: If you participate, you are eligible to be flamed. If you do not, you are not to be touched.
The flaming is of a "what we know of you from here" nature. Family members, pets, and vehicles are out of bounds, unless you own a Prius.
Which one of you punk b****es is first?
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08-30-2009, 02:00 AM
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That would be me. I should be a pretty easy target and I am sure SOMEONE has something to pop off about....
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08-30-2009, 02:11 AM
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It would be you, wouldn't it?
Bear in mind, the forum has gotten heavy, and this is an attempt at good natured forum solidarity.
I'm in, here goes.
Hitler was a Metro, as evidenced by the fact that the Hugo Boss factory produced these, so J.D. loves fascist designers, but hates Austrian gun makers, making him a confused hairy man.
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08-30-2009, 02:30 AM
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*laughing and clapping* That's awesome. Well done.
Benning Boy is the kind of family you all wish you had, so you can drink a toast to when he and his brood back out of the driveway and you don't have to see them again for a year.
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08-30-2009, 02:42 AM
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J.D. is the family member who stays for the weekend, and necessitates the services of the Roto Rooter guy when he leaves, to get the volleyball-sized wad of hair out of your shower drain.
I hope this doesn't become the J.D.-Benning only brawl while everyone else sits back thread.
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08-30-2009, 02:50 AM
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Now with even more win
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Benning is the kinda guy I love to have as a friend.
'cause he's so clueless that if I ever need a stooge to blame for one of my assorted schemes that could land me in jail he won't know what the hell is going on until he's in the cell and getting to know his new roommate for the next 25 years.
As for JD... I won't even go there. It'd be even easier than Paris Hilton and twice as diseased.
Edit: Oh and of course it goes without saying, great thread.
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Last edited by Ubergopher; 08-30-2009 at 03:58 AM.
Reason: WDB reminded me via his post.
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08-30-2009, 03:46 AM
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Good thread BB,
I'm in just don't have anything witty to share about the selections so far that wouldn't be considered easy  . With luck the numbers will grow......bide my time and find a roast to flame  .
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If you're really bored, I'm your huckleberry. If you really want a challenge, I'm the one.
If you're really smart, you'll just peddle your paint.
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08-30-2009, 04:03 AM
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And of course, the nice guys that are hard to flame are the first to join in.
What a bunch of girly masochists.
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08-30-2009, 04:06 AM
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WDB is so anal that he waxes his vette (the worst year) 3 times a week and flosses his teeth in the refelexion. A 'cruise' in the same car is an idle around the block, thinking he is making everyone jealous.
As for the rest of you, I doubt that you even want a piece of what I've got for you. Think about it...
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08-30-2009, 04:10 AM
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Bring it on, Skullboy, bring it on!!!
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