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MrKimber 04-15-2009 06:14 AM

Obama kills 2 people
Here is a funny (fake) comedy article of how the media can't write anything bad about Obama. Plus I love those "clean-stride" boots advertised. :D

Media Having Trouble Finding Right Angle On Obama's Double-Homicide | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Ubergopher 04-15-2009 06:34 AM

I LOVE the Onion, they make fun of everyone. One of the few unbiased sources out there. :)


"I hate to rain on everyone's parade, but we are in the midst of an economic crisis here," political pundit Marcus Reid said. "Why was our president ritualistically dismembering the corpses of his prey when he should have been working on a new tax proposal for small businesses? I, for one, am outraged."

The New York Times newsroom is reportedly still undecided on whether or not to print a recent letter received from Obama, in which the president threatens to kill another helpless citizen every Tuesday and "fill [his] heavenly palace with slaves for the afterlife" unless the police "stop the darkness from screaming."
Best 2 paragraphs in the entire story.

Gojubrian 04-15-2009 06:37 AM

Obama kills hundreds, maybe even thousands of unborn babies everyday around the world, and we pay for it.

Ubergopher 04-15-2009 06:52 AM


Originally Posted by Gojubrian (Post 94799)
Obama kills hundreds, maybe even thousands of unborn babies everyday around the world, and we pay for it.

...Is this a joke?...

Gojubrian 04-15-2009 09:10 AM

Sorry if I kind of ruined the thread, it was hilarious.

The one thing that makes me utterly sick about the new administration is that our taxes go to pay for abortions, both foreign and domestic. No joke. That was O's first order of business. Too bad his momma wasn't so liberal!!! (no I didn't).....

Back to the topic!! :p

spittinfire 04-15-2009 03:08 PM

gojubrian, I like the Luke 22 reference. It's been a while since I've gone thru Luke, might have to do that.

Benning Boy 04-15-2009 03:30 PM

Where those 3 scalliwag pirates Muslim?

Love the Onion, BTW.:cool:

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