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Old 04-22-2011, 02:56 AM   #1
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OK, I want one of these.

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Old 04-22-2011, 03:04 AM   #2
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I'll settle for one that sits about 3-4 inches higher than standard, and always goes SWOOSH when I pull the lever.

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Thats a little much and probably costs to much as well.

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What if I'm in a REAL hurry? You know what I'm talking about. You've walking thru the house unbuckling, unbuttoning, praying that the lid is up and the seat is down because you're hoping you can time the dropping of your drawers with the poopish flow that is sure to come in a timely manor. Does it have an emergency feature for such an occasion?

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What if I'm in a REAL hurry? You know what I'm talking about. You've walking thru the house unbuckling, unbuttoning, praying that the lid is up and the seat is down because you're hoping you can time the dropping of your drawers with the poopish flow that is sure to come in a timely manor. Does it have an emergency feature for such an occasion?
That is a most excellent and important point.
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You KNOW where you are going to drop the damned remote...........

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I'll settle for one that sits about 3-4 inches higher than standard, and always goes SWOOSH when I pull the lever.
It's got a remote.

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Thats a little much and probably costs to much as well.
It's got a remote.

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What if I'm in a REAL hurry? You know what I'm talking about. You've walking thru the house unbuckling, unbuttoning, praying that the lid is up and the seat is down because you're hoping you can time the dropping of your drawers with the poopish flow that is sure to come in a timely manor. Does it have an emergency feature for such an occasion?
It's got a remote.

and a Bidet.
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You KNOW where you are going to drop the damned remote...........
What have we come to as a civilization when a toilet has a touch screen remote and costs $6,400...more than some people in other countries make in a year?
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And you can have one in any room and no one will know it's a Toilet. No emergency running to the bathroom, just use the one in the living room.

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What have we come to as a civilization when a toilet has a touch screen remote and costs $6,400...more than some people in other countries make in a year?
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