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Shihan 04-22-2011 02:56 AM

Now this is a Toilet
 
OK, I want one of these.

buckhuntr 04-22-2011 03:04 AM

I'll settle for one that sits about 3-4 inches higher than standard, and always goes SWOOSH when I pull the lever. :cool:

doctherock 04-22-2011 03:05 AM

Thats a little much and probably costs to much as well.

spittinfire 04-22-2011 03:13 AM

What if I'm in a REAL hurry? You know what I'm talking about. You've walking thru the house unbuckling, unbuttoning, praying that the lid is up and the seat is down because you're hoping you can time the dropping of your drawers with the poopish flow that is sure to come in a timely manor. Does it have an emergency feature for such an occasion?

doctherock 04-22-2011 03:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spittinfire (Post 491248)
What if I'm in a REAL hurry? You know what I'm talking about. You've walking thru the house unbuckling, unbuttoning, praying that the lid is up and the seat is down because you're hoping you can time the dropping of your drawers with the poopish flow that is sure to come in a timely manor. Does it have an emergency feature for such an occasion?

That is a most excellent and important point.

c3shooter 04-22-2011 03:47 AM

You KNOW where you are going to drop the damned remote...........

Shihan 04-22-2011 03:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by buckhuntr (Post 491240)
I'll settle for one that sits about 3-4 inches higher than standard, and always goes SWOOSH when I pull the lever. :cool:

It's got a remote.

Quote:

Originally Posted by doctherock (Post 491243)
Thats a little much and probably costs to much as well.

It's got a remote.

Quote:

Originally Posted by spittinfire (Post 491248)
What if I'm in a REAL hurry? You know what I'm talking about. You've walking thru the house unbuckling, unbuttoning, praying that the lid is up and the seat is down because you're hoping you can time the dropping of your drawers with the poopish flow that is sure to come in a timely manor. Does it have an emergency feature for such an occasion?

It's got a remote.

and a Bidet.;):D

Jpyle 04-22-2011 03:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by c3shooter (Post 491278)
You KNOW where you are going to drop the damned remote...........

What have we come to as a civilization when a toilet has a touch screen remote and costs $6,400...more than some people in other countries make in a year?

Shihan 04-22-2011 03:54 AM

And you can have one in any room and no one will know it's a Toilet. No emergency running to the bathroom, just use the one in the living room.:p

Shihan 04-22-2011 03:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jpyle (Post 491281)
What have we come to as a civilization when a toilet has a touch screen remote and costs $6,400...more than some people in other countries make in a year?

Don't forget the lap Giraffes.


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