The above is a website of (suposedly) true stories of folks that deal directly with customers. Usually 2-4 new stories a day, and a safe-for-work sort of site. One of their recent postings-
(An elderly customer we have would order a new credit card, like clockwork, every two weeks.)
Me: Hello, maam. This is [credit card company]. We were reviewing your history with us and we noticed that you get a new one every two weeks.
Caller: Of course I do! They wont work!
Me: What exactly is wrong with it maam?
Caller: The magnetic strip isnt working!
Me: How can you tell this?
Caller: Well, when I put it on the fridge, it just falls off!