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Old 12-18-2009, 01:53 AM   #61
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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris!

It only takes Chuck Norris one roundhouse kick to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop!
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When FDR gave his inaugural address and said, "We have nothing to fear but fear itself." he was, of course, talking about Chuck Norris. Soon after, the Great Depression ended because Chuck Norris told it to.
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I wonder which one Jack Bauer would choose?

Chuck Norris or Pink Dildo? Handsome Donkey

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I wonder which one Jack Bauer would choose?

Chuck Norris or Pink Dildo? Handsome Donkey

Jack
Jack, only you would have that link.
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