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Old 03-16-2009, 03:37 AM   #21
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Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Chuck Norris won a staring contest with the sun.
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Chuck Norris is so badazz that even his dirtbike is armed to the teeth.
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If at first you don't succeed, then you are NOT Chuck Norris....

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I'm watching Code of Silence on AMC. Only Chuck Norris can go into a warehouse with a pump shotgun against over 50 drugdealers and come out alive.
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Sorry if this is to risque' JD

Chuck Norris doesn't Tea Bag the ladies, he Tater Sacks them!
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Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer... but he's never cried before.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

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when CN donates blood he declines a syringe and asks for a handgun and a bucket.

a couple of years ago, somone started bottling CN urine. we know this as the energy drink Red Bull.

CN sperm cells can be seen swimming magestically (sp?) upriver once a year.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t do push up’s, he pushes the earth down.
Chuck Norris invented the C-section when he round house kicked out of his mother’s womb.
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