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Old 03-13-2009, 01:59 PM   #1
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So, Chuck Norris might run for President of Texas ( I vote yes ) and that got a few of us going on the mighty things that Chuck Norris can cause, stop from happening, or do.

Now, I don't want to get some Yay Who publishing the whole list in one post - but let's have some fun with naming off one or two of them at a time...

Chuck Norris recently issued a warning to MySpace indicating they should release the name rights to what he calls "Everything Around Me".

When an early episode of Walker: Texas Ranger was aired by mistake on a French TV Station, the country surrendered themselves to Chuck Norris, just in case....

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Haven't we done this before?

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Haven't we done this before?
Nope. 22 threads with Chuck Norris mentioned, but we haven't done a thread about Norris-isms.... There have been references to him and his bad assery, but not a thread devoted to it....
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chuck norris once ran around the world backwards so fast he kicked his own a$$

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chuck norris has counted to infinity ... twice
chuck norris once made love to mona lisa. That is why she smiles.

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Nope. 22 threads with Chuck Norris mentioned, but we haven't done a thread about Norris-isms.... There have been references to him and his bad assery, but not a thread devoted to it....
Musta been somewheres else....
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Chuck Norris does not breathe. He holds air hostage.

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if you rearange the letters of: Walker Texas Ranger, you get: Karate S*x Wrangler.

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The Hand of Chuck Norris does indeed beat a Royal Flush.

Chuck Norris once participated in the Running of the Bulls in Pamplona, Spain. He said it was a quiet afternoon stroll...

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