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**robocop10mm** · 08-07-2012, 12:47 AM

Ah the fond memories of good ol' Gecko45. I miss reading his posts and the replies by the rational members.

Sad thing is, there are probably hundreds of Nimrods that think the same way.

ShagNasty1001 · 08-07-2012, 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by lbwar15

Lol. Bobbytraps your toothbrush. I was lost for words when I first read about the mall ninja. It's just amazing how some people are. I like the 19 year old navy seals the best tho.

Hey I resent that 19 year old navy deal statement!! :P

**Mosin** · 08-07-2012, 01:00 AM

I took an anti piracy/ counter terrorism course and the guy teaching it was a poser mall ninja. Claimed he'd been shot with an RPG. The company found out and fired his ass post haste, then sent some good guys to finish the course with us.

**dog2000tj** · 08-07-2012, 01:05 AM

I wonder if it would be possible to catalog/compile all the trolls activity into a trollipedia type stickie?

Kind of like sub forum where each troll is given a stickey thread that has all his/her posts/threads?

A compilation of all the trolls from FTF could be literary gold if published

**MrWray** · 08-07-2012, 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Mosin

I took an anti piracy/ counter terrorism course and the guy teaching it was a poser mall ninja. Claimed he'd been shot with an RPG. The company found out and fired his ass post haste, then sent some good guys to finish the course with us.

They are like their own race of people, you can pick them out pretty easy. There was a guy that i knew that worked as an unarmed security guard at one of the indian casinos, but he always had stories about foot pursuits and taking people down at gunpoint. We all called him "copstory", it was funny listening to him cause he really put effort into his tales. One evening i let him ride along with me,and ironically i ended up getting into a 10 minute pursuit after the car that i had pulled over took off. He literally almost sh!t his pants, he had a death grip on the door with both hands and would yell whenever i made a turn. It was the greatest thing, he never told me anymore stories after that :-\

DogOne · 08-07-2012, 01:32 AM

I love these stories. i figured this might have been posted before but its something i got excited about and had to share, like Jim Gaffigan said "Hey i just saw Heat!" - "Heat? i saw that like, 5 years ago." - "I know, but i wanna talk about it now!"

I once worked with a former soldier that was infantry, and a sniper, and a tank commander, and a huey door gunner, then tried for green beret but his enlistment ended....his first and only enlistment.

i dont know how the army works its MOS's but i just couldnt believe all of it so if he ever went into his "flashbacks" i just kept telling him "cool story, bro."

DogOne · 08-07-2012, 01:34 AM

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Originally Posted by dog2000tj

I wonder if it would be possible to catalog/compile all the trolls activity into a trollipedia type stickie?

Kind of like sub forum where each troll is given a stickey thread that has all his/her posts/threads?

A compilation of all the trolls from FTF could be literary gold if published

I second this motion!

**DrumJunkie** · 08-07-2012, 01:50 AM

Ah Geko45, I love that stuff. First time I seen it was some years back and it never stops making me laugh.

**axxe55** · 08-07-2012, 02:49 AM

there have been a few looney toons on here from time to time. some of them must think we are so gullible as to believe the crap they are trying to sell!

well it does make for some entertaining reading and is always good for a laugh, just when you need one.

most don't last a long time here, because they realize that most people here are just a little smarter and wiser than they are and we ain't buying their BS stories!

**Gh0zt36** · 08-07-2012, 04:45 PM

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Hahahahaha funny!!!
I never knew someone could become a legend from BS but this sure showed me. I remember him, I think the last post I've seen of him was a few months ago. I wonder where he his? I wonder where shoobee is? What about KalashnikovBlood? Probably in the magical land of BS, where all the video games come to life. It makes me wonder what names they're hiding under in this forum. Surely they didn't leave for good. I think it's kinda sad because most people like that were picked on when they were kids so they try to act cool and bad@ss to try to make friends and impress people, LOL but it's still funny to read what they have to say. Kinda like Coach on one of the old Survivor seasons.

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I BEHOLD, THE DRAGON WARRIOR WHO WAS ONCE CHASED BY HEAD HUNTERS IN THE AMAZON!!!!!!

Probably in the pokie from sawing some 10yo shoplifter in half with a mini gun.

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