Troy, that is an awesome Jack o' Lantern.
I throw the black powder into the air. My super fast ninja powers make it combust just from my speed, causing my targets to be blinded. At that point, I let my superninja sidekick Glockman finish them off.
“If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen.” ― Samuel Adams