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Old 07-14-2013, 04:34 AM   #11
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RJD- used to carry more than 6k rounds of ammo. Did it all the time.

It DID start to get a little cramped inside the APC with that, but if you wedged a couple of cases of C rations in between the ammo cans...


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It is Cokes and popcorn. I think an armed movie freak stretching his welfare check to see a movie can go postal. Loading on Cokes and buttered corn will causes painful bloating and raging kidney pain. Trying to remain calm waiting for the end of the latest "Zombie" thriller can be too much.

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Stalker- it was the salt on the popcorn. Definitely the salt.



I'm sure I heard one of the reporters that kept referring to his salt rifle.








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Stalker- it was the salt on the popcorn. Definitely the salt.

I'm sure I heard one of the reporters that kept referring to his salt rifle.

Both wrong... was the genetically altered corn and preservative in the salt...........
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The St. Louis Post-Disgrace has always been a leftwing liberal rag.

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We here in St.Louis only have this one news paper left after the Globe-Demacrate went bust ...Not much else left to read but the crap they frickin-print....One side of the story and that is all you get....I wish I could find 6,000 rounds of ammo to buy...All the stores around here don't even have a box to sell...........

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Yeah,... Mini-Guns left & Right: 3 to 5k each,...check. Extra Ammo for the SAW incase we hard land and survive in bad guy land,...check. Extra mags for the 2 handguns + SMG I carried,...Double Check...Hmmm,.. And this guy got pd to write that? Boy what they let Graduate J-School these days.....

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Who sold him the movie ticket? Was it purchased online or at the box office? Which usher tore his stub and directed him to the theater? was his popcorn properly buttered? There are a lot of unanswered questions here.
That was it! The popcorn wasn't buttered, it didn't allow the popcorn to properly slide down his throat, and he started to choke! The lack of air caused him to see zombies that he had trained to shoot. This is the fault of the $8/hr concessions clerk!

I hope it wasn't the chemicals in the salt/butter/popcorn. It'll be the "Twinkie Defense" all over again, and look what happened to them! I don't want to lose movie popcorn...
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