Newbies: FTF Squares Audition - Page 2
You are Unregistered, please register to use all of the features of FirearmsTalk.com!    
Firearm & Gun Forum - FireArmsTalk.com > General Discussion Forums > The Club House > Newbies: FTF Squares Audition

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 10-28-2009, 08:08 PM   #11
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
OlPainless's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 138
Default

I wouldn't hate to be part of this...

Why, you may ask?

Well first of all I can field strip an 870, clean, reassemble, load, aim, and hit 3 clay birdies... in a row... while blindfolded... and patting my head... and rubbing mah tummy. I'll let you guess how I shoulder and pull the trigger. Oh yeah and Im good at making up BS abilities.

Seriously though, I can eat and poo at the same time, I know that deserves some recognition.
__________________
I confess that I have no desire to confess.
OlPainless is offline  
 
Reply With Quote
Old 10-28-2009, 08:10 PM   #12
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
Join Date: May 2009
Location: The woods,Arkansas
Posts: 3,415
Liked 2 Times on 2 Posts

Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by OlPainless View Post
Seriously though, I can eat and poo at the same time, I know that deserves some recognition.
I gotta know...How did you find out you have this ability?
suprdave is offline  
 
Reply With Quote
Old 10-28-2009, 08:16 PM   #13
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
IGETEVEN's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Tornado \"Just Blow Me\" Alley,Oklahoma U.S.A.
Posts: 8,424
Liked 27 Times on 21 Posts

Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by skullcrusher View Post
I think he may be more interested in how you are at pillow biting...
Quote:
Originally Posted by OlPainless View Post
I wouldn't hate to be part of this...

Pillow biting?.............

Jack
__________________
Jack

ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ!

"There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter." - Hemingway

The greatest ignorance is to reject something you know nothing about.
IGETEVEN is offline  
 
Reply With Quote
Old 10-28-2009, 08:17 PM   #14
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
Gus556's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Posts: 426
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by skullcrusher View Post
I think he may be more interested in how you are at pillow biting...


TERRIBLE!!!

I just lay there and laugh and ask if yer in yet!
__________________
"Who are the militia? Are they not ourselves. Congress have no power to disarm the militia. Their swords, and every other terrible implement of the soldier, are the birth-right of an American...(T)he unlimited power of the sword is not in the hands of either the federal or state governments, but, where I trust in God it will ever remain, in the hands of the people." (Tench Coxe, Freeman's Journal, 20 Feb 1778)
Gus556 is offline  
 
Reply With Quote
Old 10-28-2009, 08:22 PM   #15
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
skullcrusher's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Ohio,Ohio
Posts: 10,949
Liked 18 Times on 12 Posts

Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by IGETEVEN View Post
Pillow biting?.............

Jack
Sorry Jack, just going with the flow of the thread...
__________________
From C3Shooter:
Skullcrusher, you are evil, sick, demented, twisted- and my hero!


Quote:
Originally Posted by pandamonium View Post
...without the Second, we cannot protect the rest!
skullcrusher is offline  
 
Reply With Quote
Old 10-28-2009, 08:23 PM   #16
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
OlPainless's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 138
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by suprdave View Post
I gotta know...How did you find out you have this ability?
Try going on a road trip with someone who is extraordinarilly picky about what you can and can't do in his car, and yes, i'm referring to the eating portion of the equation. You'll find out all sorts of neat things about yourself.
__________________
I confess that I have no desire to confess.
OlPainless is offline  
 
Reply With Quote
Old 10-28-2009, 08:26 PM   #17
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
Join Date: May 2009
Location: The woods,Arkansas
Posts: 3,415
Liked 2 Times on 2 Posts

Default

OlPainless and Gus,

Do either of you own a Kenny Chesney album?
suprdave is offline  
 
Reply With Quote
Old 10-28-2009, 08:28 PM   #18
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
OlPainless's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 138
Default

Negative.

And if you see him, tell him to put his effing sleeves back on.
__________________
I confess that I have no desire to confess.
OlPainless is offline  
 
Reply With Quote
Old 10-28-2009, 10:41 PM   #19
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
yesicarry's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Posts: 306
Liked 4 Times on 1 Posts

Default

I can always rely on this forum for some laughs and education. The pillow biting comment almost made me roll out of my chair.. Wife was cooking and asked what was up.. After telling her, we both laughed our a$$ off...

As far as FTF squares, I am looking forward to seeing what happens. For myself to enter ? Not... The other members would destroy me in a battle of knowledge..
__________________
Gunpowder Addict For 40 Years Now
yesicarry is offline  
 
Reply With Quote
Old 10-29-2009, 12:28 AM   #20
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
Gus556's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Posts: 426
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by suprdave View Post
OlPainless and Gus,

Do either of you own a Kenny Chesney album?


Hell yeah I do!!

I dont have sleeves on my shirt either!!
__________________
"Who are the militia? Are they not ourselves. Congress have no power to disarm the militia. Their swords, and every other terrible implement of the soldier, are the birth-right of an American...(T)he unlimited power of the sword is not in the hands of either the federal or state governments, but, where I trust in God it will ever remain, in the hands of the people." (Tench Coxe, Freeman's Journal, 20 Feb 1778)
Gus556 is offline  
 
Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Firearms Forum Replies Last Post
FTF Squares Benning Boy The Club House 86 10-30-2009 05:23 AM
Hollywood Squares IGETEVEN The Club House 5 10-27-2009 09:28 PM
Tips and tricks for newbies easterner123 Blackpowder & Musket 14 06-28-2009 03:17 PM



Newest Threads