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Old 11-23-2010, 01:42 PM   #1
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Here are a couple of new mottos for the TSA


We handle more packages than the Post Office.

You won't see London,
You won't see France
Until we see your underpants.



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Old 11-23-2010, 03:06 PM   #2
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TSA- we handle more junk than Sanford & Son.

TSA- when it absolutely needs to be fondled overnight

TSA- Where registered sex offenders can use their skills

TSA- saving you the cost of a Mammogram

TSA- the pay sux, but the tips are great



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It's not a grope, it's a freedom pat.

We've handled more nuts than Barney Frank.

Going west? We're going south.

We bring repressed memories to life.

The new TSA card - Every 12 pat downs gets you a free reach around.

T rained
S exual
A ssault

We make sure your vacation has a "happy ending" before it starts.

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TSA...touching people, changing lives, making new friends and everlasting memories.....

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We bring repressed memories to life.
LMFAO!!!

Now that is a god damn classic right there.... LOL
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TSA- We'll touch your junk or your going to jail.

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"We are now free to move about your pants."

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