Originally Posted by primer1
Is there a "good" side of someone that had a buzzard tat on his jimmy?
As long as you don't bring up tattoos, buzzards or penises that side of him doesn't come out.
I remember his son (who is also a Marine) telling me about after his dad had had a double hernia repair done and the kid walked in and saw dad sitting in his armchair with his legs up and still groggy from the anesthesia and he said "Dad, I never thought I would see the day when I could kick your ass!"
Dad lunged out of the chair, grabbed the kid by his junk and threw him backwards out of the room
, hobbled back to his chair, sat down and said "You still haven't. Now go get the car because we have to go back to the hospital."
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