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Old 08-22-2009, 05:50 AM   #1
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This joke was posted on my QP forum, thought I would share it.


A precious little girl, the daughter of an SF soldier, walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

As the shop keeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't think my pet Python weally gives a thit."



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Old 08-22-2009, 05:59 AM   #2
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LOLOLOL. That was pretty funny.
Good one, Jack.

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For the record, they dont give a sh**! lol

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You must have a python or previously owned one?

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I'll be using that one! Thanks, Jack!

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You must have a python or previously owned one?

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Neighboor did when I was younger. Always wanted one from them on out but they arent cheap to get or raise.
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That was sweet! thanks Jack

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That was funny. Good joke.



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