Once in awhile something so totally cool comes out that even a father who doesn't normally even know what he'd like for Father's Day or Christmas would immediately ask for it:
Thank you, DeWalt!!!
It can drive a 16-D nail through a 2 X 4 at 200 yards.
This makes construction a breeze,
you can sit in your lawn chair and build a fence.
Just get your wife to hold the fence boards in place while you sit back,
relax with a cold drink and when she has the board in the right place,
just fire away.
With the hundred round magazine
you can build the fence with a minimum of reloading.
After a day of fence building with the new DeWalt Rapid fire nail gun
the wife will not ask you to build or fix anything else, probably, ever again.
"I think Congressmen should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so we could identify their corporate sponsors."