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Old 11-15-2009, 12:54 AM   #1
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Default New Elite Militay Group Forming!!

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the:
United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)


These mostly Southern boys will be dropped off into Afghanistan and will be given only the following facts about the Taliban and terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt
The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.

Applications are available at your local Wal-Mart sporting goods counter.

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Old 11-15-2009, 01:27 AM   #2
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I've been telling people for years that the best way to hurry the progress in Afghanistan is to let people skip basic training and be sent in.
Skip the training and skip the heavy gear. Unce unce..

Hell, I'd do it just for the chance to meet Garth Brooks and get free passes to all of his Vegas shows.

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Old 11-16-2009, 03:47 AM   #3
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New Elite Militay Group Forming!! - The Club House

So that others may make the day after thanksgiving sale at Walmart....
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Old 11-16-2009, 04:42 AM   #4
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OO OOO Put one on an oversized clay launcher ill pick em off!
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LMAO!!!! Where do I sign up?!
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Looks like one of my family reunions..
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I've seen it before but still funny.

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