Ah, The Onion!
On day 31 after I registered, the Grim Reaper himself knocked on my door. I reported him and I am still alive today. He paid a heafty fine. Thank you US Congress and The Onion!
Skullcrusher, you are evil, sick, demented, twisted- and my hero!
I wasn't registered when the grim reaper came by, however, upon showing him my junk he died of laughter.
DON'T BUY DELL!!!!!
BEWARE!!! The toes you step on today may be connected to the ass you kiss tomorrow.
PM Tango about his upcoming SHARTFOO courses.
Never been disturbed by the Grim Reaper.
What we have here is... failure- to communicate.
Grim Reaper? Did she look like this one?
the onion movie! Y'all need to see it!
"the tree of liberty has to be refreshed from time to time, with the blood of patriots and tyrants...."
"on the seventh day god created the model 700 for killing dinosaurs."