Seriously though, I love Swiss army knives as stocking stuffers, there are some nice basic models that aren't expensive but will still be useful. The ones with allox (aluminum) handles have a little plaque for engraving initials and you can get them in a variety of colours. Pink Victorinox Classics were a big hit with the girls at work, they use them every day.
I get them from Tim (felinevet) at sosakonline.com, he runs a non profit and sells SAKs to fund it. He's got great prices and will give you a good deal if you purchase several items. Fantastic bloke to deal with. FelineVet Shop - SOSAK - Home
Now hatred is by far the longest pleasure;
Men love in haste, but they detest at leisure.
- Lord Byron (George Gordon Noel Byron), Don Juan
(canto XII, st. 6)